They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
Randomize
