She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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