David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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