My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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