chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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