So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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