Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Randomize
