My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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