eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I believe in your delicious
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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