just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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