their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
one might say we're banned from that church
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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