ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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