On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
