My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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