Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I would fuck him just for his dog
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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