Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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