i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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