At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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