There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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