Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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