I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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