You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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