Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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