Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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