Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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