I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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