Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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