If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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