well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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