Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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