in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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