so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My vagina just recognized that song.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
