Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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