stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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