it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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