Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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