i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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