therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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