i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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