just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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