I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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