But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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