do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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