I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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