After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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