Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
