You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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