But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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