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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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