Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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