respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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