Dual....:-)
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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