I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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