the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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