Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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