My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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