Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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